Another Christie book read. I reviewed each of the stories as I was reading them because just remembering the plot is all I can do. The character names went straight over my head because I rather not confuse them. I am finding that I am not a fan of Agatha Christie short stories.
1. The Tuesday Night Club
We start off with Miss Marple and a couple of people starting a detective club of sorts to help solve some investigations. One of the people in the group is a former commander of Scotland Yard and of course with Miss Marple in the group, we all know that she is going to figure out every case with the smallest details.
The case that she solves is one about arsenic poisoning and how they ate tinned lobster and how the poison was put into the trifle by the maid and the husband gave the arsenic to her. Also we learn that the killer maid dies in childbirth a week later.
2. Ingots of Gold
The audiobook I am listening to has this next in order where as the ebook I am reading along with has this as story three. I hope that the stories aren't connected because I will definitely be spoiled. This story is about deciet and gold. Raymond who is Miss Marples nephew, is telling the story of how there was a spanish galleon wrecked that was carrying gold. The gold suddenly disappeared and nobody could find it.
There is a main man named Mr. Kelvin who was a professional diver and did time in jail. There is also a man named Mr Newman who got to nosy and caught and was thrown in a ditch. Of course, the story is corrected and Miss Marple of course solves the mysteries of the scuffed tire and that the gardener was in on the whole thing because gardeners don't work on Mondays.
3. The Bloodstained Pavement
The stories are connected somewhat because the main place, Rathole, in this story was mentioned in the story above. The narrator Joyce, talks about how she is painting an inn in Rathole and it isn;t turning out very good. She sees a man that looks like a ship captain, more like a Spainard. She paints him before he can move and when she looks at her word, she sees that she has painted blood splatters.
Once again, the story is going back to the last story with pirates and gold and caves. I think its hilarious that Raymond keeps suggesting that indigestion is the causes for Joyce seeing "bloodstains"... idiot. Turns out that the husband and companion are frauds and go around killing wives to collect insurance money. And that the bloodstains dripped from the bathing suit onto the pavement.
4. The Idol House of Astarte
This is the second story in the ebook, but it is the fourth in the audiobook. This story is from Dr Pender who is the clergyman in the group. All of the stories so far are meant to sound like ghost stories. This story takes place in a sacred grove where the history is the main plot, particulary the Phoenicians. It is talkings about the goddess of the moon and temples.
There is a woman named Diana who becomes infatuated with the temple and mentions that she wants to have an orgy there after dinner. When dinner comes, they all arrived dressed and in character. Diana shows up as the unknown and then she disappears to the grove. When the rest of the group show up, they notice a difference in her appearance. She looks more oriental and she has horns on her head. She is threatening that if any of them come near her, she will use the magic of Astarte to smite them.
One guy moves towards her, and then he falls on the ground. He was stabbed which makes it weird because no one was near him. Of course, it was very predictable to know how the guy got stabbed and Miss Marple knew it too. The guy, Richard was stabbed after falling by his cousin, who was in love with Diana also. The cousin Elliot, then goes and stabs himself to get the suspicion off Diana.
5. Motive Vs. Opportunity
I love the fact that the whole time these stories are being told, Miss Marple is knitting away. This story starts off with a father dying in the war and leaving behind a little girl who has to go live with her grandfather. Her mother died in childbirth and eventually the kid gets pnuemonia and dies. The grandfather's brother dies and the grandfather gives his house to his nieces and nephew.
The grandfather Simon eventually meets a medium who the kids think of as a swindler. Mrs Spragg, the medium, is very adament every time that the little girl that died of pnuemonta tells her that her parents loved Mrs. Spragg. FRAUD!!!!!! Simon Clode eventually starts turning against his family because they are calling Mrs. Spragg a swindler and a hoax. Simon gets really sick and makes a new will. He leaves some money to his niece and nephew and the entire property to Mrs. Spragg.
Simon dies and when it is time to read the will, the paper in the envelope is blank. I totally got it wrong. I thought one of the nieces or nephew got rid of the will, but it was something as unique as disappearing ink in a fountain pen. The fact that Miss Marple coneected this to a Sunday school event that she taught at and used to play with this in her childhood sounds very far fetched.
6. The Blue Geranium
Another story out of order in the audiobook. Also the title reminds me of a cinderella retelling that I used to watch when I was little and it had the muppets in it. Totally off topic.
This story is about a married couple called the Pritchards. Ms pritchard hates her house and has a feeling of dread when she keeps being told by a fortune teller to be on the lookout for blue flowers. Her husband doesn't believe her and is fed up with her wanting to leave the house. She gets new wallpaper in her room, which is real flowers. One by one, a pink primrose turns blue, then a hollyhock and the day she is found dead, a blue geranium is found on the wall abover her bed.
The first question that Miss Marple has is, has the husband married the fortune teller yet? She also solves the mystery that Nurse Copling was the real fortune teller and she was upset that Mr. Pritchard was in love with the "fortune teller", Miss Instow. She put cyanide in the smelling salts and that is the smell that turn to pink flowers blue.
7. The Four Suspects
Another story that we skip ahead to. I love that Ms Bantry screamed at Sir Henry for all of the unsolved crimes that Scotland Yard couldn't solve. This one has to be my least favorite so far because I could not keep track of what was happening and I did not want to waste any more time re-reading it.
It's all about a murder and a letter with a German stamp. The fact that Sir Henry is pleading for Miss Marples help to figure out the murderer tells us that he was really shit at his job. Of course Miss Marple connects the murder to that of a church social and a gardener. Turns out the niece murder her uncle and to try to place blame on a man to ruin him.
8. The Companion
I think we have a crush happening here. Miss Helier is trying to flirt with Dr. Llyod who has only been in St. Mary Mead for 5 years and who is also a bachelor. She keeps interupting him while he is telling his story about his trip to the Canary Islands.
Ms Bantry urges the doctor to continue his story about the beautiful spanish dancer because it takes her mind off of how fat and old she is. My jaw hit the floor. But the story is about two english ladies where one has unfortunately drowned. One of the witnesses says that she seen the Mary holding Amy down under the water. She got anxious once Dr. Llyod showed up to try to bring Amy back because she was betting on the Spanish not being able to understand her.
The group is trying to figure out why Mary murdered Amy and they all think that she was jealous over a man. But Miss Marple deduces that Mary Barton stole Amys identity, and that she eventually faked her death to leave the country and suspicion.
9. A Christmas Tragedy
This story starts off with Sire Henry complaining that there are three males and three females in the group and that all three men have told stories where non of the ladies have. I mean sir, you need help from a old woman to solve a murder case... get your priorities in order.
Miss Marple tells the story of a woman at a Hydro, which I have no idea what that is, and about a mysterious and scary looking man who was good looking and was gentle with his wife, but Miss Marple thinks he meant to do away with a woman named Mrs. Edwards. The man, Mr Sanders is immediately a target for Miss Marple because he is to sketchy. There is two deaths in the building and one of the old women say that death comes in threes. Mr. Sanders gets Miss Marple to come to his room to see and giver her opinion on some bags for his wife for Christmas. When he opens the door, they see Mrs. Sanders dead on the floor.
Miss Marple keeps Mr. Sander away because she assumes that he had something to do with it. Turns out that he did and the body that was seen, is one of the previous dead bodies until Mr. Sanders could get with his wife and bring her home to actually kill her. He switched the bodies back and thought he could get away with it and get her income, but Miss Marple got justice. She saw him hang.
10. The Herb of Death
It's time for Ms Bantry to tell her story. It takes place at a cottage and she is telling about the time some foxglove leaves got picked with sage and everyone who ate it got sick. That is the end of her story and everyone wants more information, that they decide to play 20 questions to get more of the story. Miss Marple asks how stupid the cook was.
I am not mature at all and she is calling one of the people who was at the cottage a pussy because she could settle anywhere she went....lmao.
Favorite quote: "Dont say the word flesh. Vegetarians always do. They always say I never eat flesh in a way that puts you right off your little beefsteak." Turns out that the old man of the cottage killed his ward because he was in love with her and she was in love with another me and he didn't want them running off to get married.
11. The Affair at the Bungalow
This story is told from the brain dead Jane who is in love with the doctor and who the doctor is infatuated with in return. I call her brain dead because she is a complete idiot. She tells the story about her friend when everyone in the group realizes that Jane is telling the story about her self because she is just that narcisistic.
She evetually messes up in her story and they all tell her that it is all right and Sir Henry helps her with character names as she is telling the story. It is about a guy who got duped by a woman pretending to be Jane about a play he has written and the servants were duped and all of that. The group try to figure out what happened and they are stumped. They asked Jane what happened and she, the village idiot was waiting for them to tell her the solution to her own story because she didn't know. They immediately realize thata her beauty can't mask her stupidity anymore.
Miss Marple is the one who figures out that Jane is the one plans to make the story a reality because an actor has his eyes on her understudy, and she also wanted to take the jewels.
12. The Thumbmark of St. Peter
Going back to an earlier story in the ebook. Miss Marple is tellinng a tale about her niece Mabel and her husband. Ten years into Mabel's marriage, her husband dies. Miss Marple offer Mabel to come stay with her, but she declines and Miss Marple notices that she is to sad about the death of her husband because they had not been getting along. Then all of a sudden, Mabel writes to Miss Marple begging her to come because she couldn't stand it any longer and things were getting worse.
Turns out that the people in the village were starting rumors about Mabel and how she poisoned her husband. They were fighting and the servants also spread those rumors because they have nothing better to do that to spread gossip. Turns out the husbands insane dad is the one who poisoned him to keep from being sent to an insane asylum... he went anyways.
13. Death by Drowning
Finally, the last story. Ms Bantry is upset by a local girl who drowned herself and Ms Bantry thinks it was over a man. Colonel Bantry is a right sexist pig and I hate him. Miss Marple goes to see Sir Henry about the death od Rose and he doesn't know why. I swear he is as dumb as Jane. Because you were a commisioner of Scotland Yard you idiot.
Miss Marple makes the statement that Rose did not drown, but was murdered, and that she knows who murdered her. She can't go to the police because she has no evidence. Sir Henry goes to the inspectors on the case and learns that there were bruises on Rose's arms and that she had two men in her life. A village boy name Joe and a London man named Rex who was engaged to be married to someone else. We also learn that she was pregnant, and that Rex is the father.
Sir Henry goes on interrogations and thinks that it could be Joe Ellis. He goes to report to Miss Marple and he tells her Joe's alibi and that Miss Bartlett was with him the whole time. Miss Marple explains that Miss Bartlett returns the laundry on Friday nights, and that they lied.
It turns out that Miss Bartlett is the one who killed Rose because she was stringing Joe along and she didn't want to lose him to a harlet with a bastard baby.